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[OPENING STAGE]

   ~Part 1~
    NARRATOR: The year 20XX. With the advancement of science, humans were
    able to create industrial humanoid robots. A friend of Dr. Light's created a robot known as Quake Woman for geological exploration.

ROLL: We have a problem!

WILY: Wahahahaha! Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. The
name's Wily! The one and only--the brilliant scientist, Dr. Wily! It
may seem rather sudden to you, but I've decided I'd like to take over
the world! Ahem! Anyway, to begin...Dr. Light! I'll be taking your
precious robots!! Nuhahahaha!! That is to say...hmm?... who are you?! I have no use for you, little girly robot!

ROLL: Our friends are in trouble, Quake Woman! Let's hurry to the lab!

[Part 2]
WILY: Nuhahahahah! Just as I promised, Dr. Light, I'll be taking them
with me!

LIGHT: Stop, Dr. Wily! Stop I say!

WILY: Farewell! Nuhahahaha!

LIGHT: Wait! Stop! Dr. Wily! ...What insanity! Using my robots to
conquer the world...

QUAKE WOMAN: No... let me take care of it. I cannot allow myself to stand by and do nothing

LIGHT: Quake Woman?! But you fear... Hmmm...alright. I understand. I don't like it, but
sometimes, such things must be done...I must make the necessary 
preparations.

[Part 3]
LIGHT: Are you sure about this, Quake Woman?

[Part 4]
WILY: Ach! You followed me?! I don't have time to fool around with the
likes of you! You can play with this! Nuhahahaha!

[QUAKE WOMAN VS. CUTMAN]

CUT MAN: I wasn't expecting you here! Who are you?

QUAKE WOMAN: Quake Woman. Rock beats scissors, you know?

CUT MAN: I'll have to give you a haircut for that, missy!

   [QUAKE WOMAN VS. GUTS MAN]

GUTS MAN: This is not a place for little girly girls!

QUAKE WOMAN: No, I'll be counteracting your tremors this time, Guts Man.

GUTS MAN: I'll shake you up before tossing you into the scrap heap!

   [QUAKE WOMAN VS. ICEMAN]

ICE MAN: There's something dangerous up ahead, sir! Oh? Freeze it at all
costs, soldier!

QUAKE WOMAN: I'm afraid I'll have to fracture your ice floes.

ICE MAN: You can't do that! ... Soldier! Do your duty!

   [QUAKE WOMAN VS. BOMB MAN]

BOMB MAN: Well hello little missy! Care to see a real show?

QUAKE WOMAN: I'm not that fond of explosives, sorry.

BOMB MAN: You shoulda come the day before yesterday! I had some big
boom-booms then!

   [QUAKE WOMAN VS. FIRE MAN]

FIRE MAN: BURN, BURN! My justice burns bright! Fiiiire!

QUAKE WOMAN: The only wrath you will be feeling is the wrath of a powerful earthquake.

FIRE MAN: I PREFER THE WRATH OF A FLAMING VOLCANO!

   [QUAKE WOMAN VS. ELEC MAN]

ELEC MAN: Oh yes, now I know who you are. You're a friend of the family.

QUAKE WOMAN: Yes indeed I am. Dr. Light wants you back home.

ELEC MAN: I'm afraid I'll have to frizz up that pretty hair of yours.

   [QUAKE WOMAN VS. TIME MAN]

TIME MAN: Just like any typical fault. Slow and easy to spot a mile away.

QUAKE WOMAN: And still unexpected!

TIME MAN: Next time, try and be a little more timely, will you?

   [QUAKE WOMAN VS. OIL MAN]

OIL MAN: Well, I'll be! It's not often I see a pretty face around here! Care for a special refill?

QUAKE WOMAN: Oh no way! Just go home, Dr. Light wants you back!

OIL MAN: Ow that was harsh! Now I'll have to teach you a lesson!

   [INTERLUDE: INVITE TO SKULL CASTLE 1]

WILY: My, my...eight robots and they all end up like this...Dr. Light!
Your robots are nothing but junk! Nuhah nuhah nuhahahaha!

ROLL: How horrible!

LIGHT: You...Dr. Wily...you are a most foul man!

WILY: Nuhaha! Feeling sorry for yourself, Dr. Light? You're full of
regret, aren't you? Well, then, come to my fortress, Castle Wily! I've
already sent you an invitation. Don't disappoint me! Nuhahahahaha!

   [QUAKE WOMAN VS. YELLOW DEVIL]

YELLOW DEVIL: Bumo... Bumomomo! Bumomo bumomomomo bumo!

QUAKE WOMAN: I don't know what you are, but I hope this drill can take you down.

YELLOW DEVIL: Bu, bumoooo?! Bu, bumomomomo?! Bumomomoooo!!

   [QUAKE WOMAN VS. CWU-01P]

CWU-01P: Intruders...bad...E-li-mi-nate intruders...

QUAKE WOMAN: Ugh, slogging through water, now I have to take this thing out?

CWU-01P: Negative. Must...eliminate. Eliminate. Eliminate...

   [QUAKE WOMAN VS. COPY QUAKE WOMAN]

COPY QUAKE WOMAN: What a fearful little girl! You have no place here!

QUAKE WOMAN: ... Is this what Dr. Wily has stooped himself to? I have my own reasons!

COPY QUAKE WOMAN: Let's see how well you do against yourself!

   [QUAKE WOMAN VS. DR. WILY]

WILY: If only I had programmed you back then! It would
have been genius! It's the only mistake I've made in my life!

Quake Woman: And it's a mistake that's going to shatter you.

WILY: Wha...why you insolent fool! I will crush you with a loud, loud
crunch! Behold, my latest creation, the ultimate combat robot, Wily
Machine Number 1! Nuhahahahaha!

   ~Part 2~
WILY: Aaach! You stubborn fool! This time I'll finish you off for good!
Curses! Useless piece of junk! Wait a second!...Nuhaha! It's alive
again! I'm a genius!

   ~Part 3~
WILY: Why, you...ah, this calls for a temporary retreat! Whooooaa!
W-wait a minute! I promise to be good! I'm a changed man! I said I
promise! Please don't hurt me.

   [EPILOGUE]
Thanks to the heroic actions of QUAKE WOMAN, peace has once again been
restored.

Even the nefarious DR. WILY seems to have had a change of heart and is
now ready to work for a peaceful tomorrow.

Or so it seems..
YES I MADE THIS. LOLOL. ONE FOR TEMPO. Don't judge. Tempo is adorable and I couldn't resist it. Thanks to Shree for giving me the dialogue for the original Mega Man Powered Up so I could keep it punny and quirky.

Mega Man © Capcom
Quake Woman © Archie
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Lol, this was fun to read- very very nice